Wednesday, April 15, 2009

thank you and i hate you.

I have a lot of catching up to do. First of all- eff the dentist. I hate all things teeth. When the boys start losing teeth I'm going to ship them to Panama because I will vomit if I have to watch them wiggle their candy chompers. I have reallllly bad teeth (thanks genetics) and have fillings in all but the front 8- my
Show Piece teeth. I'm now in the vanity stage of exchanging silver for white and um -oh yeah- getting 3 cavities and a crown. But wanna know the best part? I received 12 shots of Novocaine because apparently I have a major tolerance to the stuff. My mouth wouldn't numb! 12. I just puked again.
before
after

yippee for numb retard smiles!


ade and brody. one of these days brody will be big enough to put an end to the onslaught of face slaps and hair pulls from ade.

brooks and breana

here's a photo from the backseat

and another.

easter may have the crappiest holiday candy but at least the boys are in matching outfits.

and a porky pig picture for ms. broadbent.

8 comments:

Broadobalds said...

Showpieces AND porky pig? How could life get any better. Thank YOU mrs. lewis. Thank YOU.

Tiff G. said...

The teeth pictures, a bit much, but thanks for sharing. Hopefully you've recovered from the O.D. of novacaine!!! Seriously, who took your pictures of you at the dentist??? You make me laugh!

Wagars said...

I assume Dave, who doesn't know what to do with his free time, accompanied you to the dentist to take pictures of you getting your cavities filled. Way to spend your time Dave! Wait till you see Blake's recent ortho visit. I'll see if I can get it from my phone to my blog but you may be receiving a text picture in the near future.

Carolyn said...

So the phone call...was it before or after the dentist? I'm starting to think you didn't mean all that poo talk. In which case i take back my story. Wait, what....shut up.

Lucrecia said...

Nice gams! Oh and I do love your before and afters. I too have way more silver fillings than I'd like. Me and the dentist, we're not friends!

Hailey Broadbent said...

Huh. I have serious teeth issues as well. Nothing is worse than a slimy, loose tooth. Exept for maybe dentures and horses. I feel like we should bond over our mutual distaste.

ArizonaLewis said...

FYI
The dental assistant took the pictures with an in mouth cam and an amazing nikon. I think the composition is fabulous.
I'm going to have her do our next xmas card photo or maybe she will freelance and accompany me to the gyno.
yikes.

DJCK incorporated said...

That does it! I'm asking Dr. Carter for my colonoscopy videos--far more interesting than your dental shots. And no spinach caught between the polyps, either!