now that ade is 3- he goes by captain jack sparrow.
reason 1- because he went on pirates of the Caribbean twice this summer and wasn't even scared.
reason 2- because it's high time all of the other scallywags he's been living with show him the proper respect.
reason 3- because my life is just sometimes that awesome.
happy birthday ader gator. you are the funniest person on this 4 man boat. love you.