Happy Birthday Sister Jenna! Not only are you the funniest girl I know, you also know how to throw a rootin' tootin' birthday bash. It was so fun, it made sitting at a dirty picnic table in 110 degree weather in white pants, with a pulsing cervix, while eating a sawdust patty on a bun the highlight of my month!! Here's to turning 30, being fabulous and rubbing elbows with bikers that "X" their crotches and say "suck it" during a round of horse shoes.
Small Miracle
16 hours ago
3 comments:
Your hair is Super Long. I like it!
Why are you still pregnant?
Ahhh! You're the best. I can't say this enough..."I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE YOU CAME!". That was the most amazing thing anyone has ever done for me. Other than the time I was in a hospital bed and a dark-haired angel read me excerpts of Britney Spears' failed performance at the VMAs. That was pretty good too.
So nothing.....a diet pespi.....a camera case....aaaaand a giant hamburger for Heather. "Sawdusty" or not, I like your style.
Also your couch says to say thank you for giving it a night to decompress ;)
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