Happy Birthday Sister Jenna! Not only are you the funniest girl I know, you also know how to throw a rootin' tootin' birthday bash. It was so fun, it made sitting at a dirty picnic table in 110 degree weather in white pants, with a pulsing cervix, while eating a sawdust patty on a bun the highlight of my month!! Here's to turning 30, being fabulous and rubbing elbows with bikers that "X" their crotches and say "suck it" during a round of horse shoes.
a wing-dinger of a week
16 hours ago