-balls

how's this for real?

this week was super sucky.

here's the short list:

1. grandma had a heart attack

2. hit the house while pulling into the garage

3. ripped the bumper off while failing to avoid hitting the house

4. this saturday's photo shoot called from the ER because she'd wrecked her car- and face

5. flushed my blackberry down the toilet

6. my first home studio photo shoot was way harder than it should have been

7. my 3 year old told me- as i was getting out of the tub- that my vagina was ugly

and you know when you start to notice the bad things, the list grows faster than usual.

so i'm going to find a silver lining in all of this week's grossness:

1. grandma's home from the hospital, my mom and dad live close enough to be there for her and grandpa and i get to go give her love in less than a week!

2. the damage to the house was minimal. not much more than some touch up paint.

3. the damage to the car was minimal. not much more than some how bending the bumper into place, touching up the paint and hopefully driving it off a cliff. i'm ready for a new car anyways.

4. saturday's photo shoot decided she still wanted to go through with it because she has crazy confidence in my photoshopping skills. she said "i look fine, except for my chin. i have a huge gash on my chin". just writing this makes me laugh. this girl's determined to get engagement pictures done even if it means i make her pose for every picture by peeking over a fence.

5. damn it. i was time for a social purge anyways.

6. the 6 month old sugar baby was wiggly and fussy and acted like a typical 6 month old. however, i did manage to take one picture that melted me. georgia is the cutest little girl and i'd do it all over again for this image:
7. there's really no silver lining to having an ugly vagina. i'd sacrifice it's aesthetics for my 3 roommates any day.

if i don't reply to your texts or phone calls it's because the universe wanted me to learn something about patience, simplifying and prioritizing this week.

the end.