Wednesday, February 24, 2010

-that just happened

does this make me an official mommy blogger?
a post with pictures of my baby destroying my make up.
i should make a sweet comment about what a cute little monkey he is.
but instead- i'll just insult myself.
what a sonofabitch.


dear ade,

i'm sorry that you're upset because i put your 13 minutes of fun to an end with a startling gasp and harsh scrub . i'm also sorry that the make up won't wash out completely and you'll probably live the next couple weeks of your life with a red eye brow and medium beige tinted hair.

i still think you're freaking rad.

love,
mom

9 comments:

Carolyn said...

this is the exact reason I can't have a pet (dog)...if i didn't "birth it", there is nothing to stop me from blowing it to the moon.

you might appreciate this...

http://runningmommy04.blogspot.com/2010/02/warning-this-post-will-make-you-barf.html

Shuggilippo said...

Oh. My. Balls.

Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

Cramp. Ooh, ouch. Side cramp. Sorry. Hold on a sec. Where was I? Oh yeah.

Bahahaha!

(note to self: Karma is a bitch)

Stephanie said...

I'm laughing so hard there are tears. Literal tears running down my cheeks. Needless to say, I am in the school library studying, and getting rather strange looks from a few people. :) I'll say what an adorable monkey he is! hahahahahahaha

I can't wait to come see you all again!
Loves.

P.S. Sorry he ruined your makeup. hahahahaha

Sara said...

Your child is so ahead of his time.

Becky and Cameron Wyatt said...

oh lordy this is too funny. What a nice note from mommy. Hey at least it wasn't THIS: http://www.ohdeedoh.com/ohdeedoh/clean-up-time/red-sharpie-marker-vs-furniture-097691

ArizonaLewis said...

the torn up books.
the red marked up furniture.
it's all maddening.

and so, so effing hilare.

T!nK said...

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Wagars said...

Did that happen when you were out sun tanning? That's what you get sucka! I withdraw my request for a gut punch at this time. Objection withdrawn (that's lawyer talk :)

Impressions Of My Life At The Moment said...

He is officially indoctrinated info the cool kids club of toddlers, I would keep is hair away from scissors.