Sunday, October 18, 2009

-and i can kick and stretch

i once had this dream that i went out to dinner with girlfriends while my husband was scuba diving in mexico and i forgot to wear pants. i felt like i was bare bummed all night.
and then i realized halfway through my eel roll on friday that it wasn't a dream.
it was happening.
and i had 2 options:
1. spend the evening walking backwards , giving no one the option of looking without me knowing.
2. spend the evening clenching/flexing and make a commitment to myself that if i "own it" this night, i would definitely increase the morning mountain runs from 2 to 8 times a week to avoid questionable jiggle in the future.

i chose the latter option. because liquid leggings made me feel like catwoman and porky pig's love child.
and because i have some pride (but just for today only) i will not post the spandex festival that happened post sushi in the american apparel across the street.
i would like to shake the man's hand that found a way to sell gold onesies and cut off sweat shirts for men in a ridiculously overpriced manner. damn genius.
thera's such a model. and didn't even get a little bit embarrassed when i started doing back bends in my tie-dyed leotard.
i give in.
self pride is way too over rated..........................


Sara said...

You're a bendy lady. That's important in a good blog, I think.

Priscilla said...

next time...maybe we should stick to Applebees and the GAP.

Anonymous said...

lol, i love ur lquid leggings, i think u look fierce!

Carrie Leanne said...

what in god's name are you talking about woman? your legs look long and lanky and sexay!

brian and thera tolman said...

Sans pants is totally the new black.

Seriously, is there anything that H & P inc. do not look amazing in...??

Steve and Shell said...

Um your legs are amazing.. Does that make me lezzy? Well I don't care! what is your secret I want on the heather Lewis diet asap.

ArizonaLewis said...

oh shell.
you're perfect.
i need some styling tips from you my sexy cousin.
i do have one very amazing secret to losing weight.
it rhymes with- don't eat for 6 weeks.
shhhhh. keep it on the downlow.

the mama monster said...

i love the backwards robot move! i wish i looked like that in leggings but my fat arss ruins it for me every time.