i once had this dream that i went out to dinner with girlfriends while my husband was scuba diving in mexico and i forgot to wear pants. i felt like i was bare bummed all night.
and then i realized halfway through my eel roll on friday that it wasn't a dream.
it was happening.
and i had 2 options:
1. spend the evening walking backwards , giving no one the option of looking without me knowing.
or
2. spend the evening clenching/flexing and make a commitment to myself that if i "own it" this night, i would definitely increase the morning mountain runs from 2 to 8 times a week to avoid questionable jiggle in the future.
i chose the latter option. because liquid leggings made me feel like catwoman and porky pig's love child.
magical.
i would like to shake the man's hand that found a way to sell gold onesies and cut off sweat shirts for men in a ridiculously overpriced manner. damn genius.
thera's such a model. and didn't even get a little bit embarrassed when i started doing back bends in my tie-dyed leotard.
ok.
i give in.
self pride is way too over rated..........................
8 comments:
You're a bendy lady. That's important in a good blog, I think.
next time...maybe we should stick to Applebees and the GAP.
lol, i love ur lquid leggings, i think u look fierce!
what in god's name are you talking about woman? your legs look long and lanky and sexay!
Sans pants is totally the new black.
Seriously, is there anything that H & P inc. do not look amazing in...??
Um your legs are amazing.. Does that make me lezzy? Well I don't care! what is your secret I want on the heather Lewis diet asap.
oh shell.
you're perfect.
i need some styling tips from you my sexy cousin.
i do have one very amazing secret to losing weight.
it rhymes with- don't eat for 6 weeks.
shhhhh. keep it on the downlow.
i love the backwards robot move! i wish i looked like that in leggings but my fat arss ruins it for me every time.
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