-and i can kick and stretch

i once had this dream that i went out to dinner with girlfriends while my husband was scuba diving in mexico and i forgot to wear pants. i felt like i was bare bummed all night.
and then i realized halfway through my eel roll on friday that it wasn't a dream.
it was happening.
and i had 2 options:
1. spend the evening walking backwards , giving no one the option of looking without me knowing.
or
2. spend the evening clenching/flexing and make a commitment to myself that if i "own it" this night, i would definitely increase the morning mountain runs from 2 to 8 times a week to avoid questionable jiggle in the future.

i chose the latter option. because liquid leggings made me feel like catwoman and porky pig's love child.
magical.

and because i have some pride (but just for today only) i will not post the spandex festival that happened post sushi in the american apparel across the street.
i would like to shake the man's hand that found a way to sell gold onesies and cut off sweat shirts for men in a ridiculously overpriced manner. damn genius.
thera's such a model. and didn't even get a little bit embarrassed when i started doing back bends in my tie-dyed leotard.
ok.
i give in.
self pride is way too over rated..........................