Thursday, March 5, 2009

-i don't heart cupcakes



just call me oscar the biotch. yesterday was not my finest. i let myself be mad all day. and although embarassing to admidt, i was mad all day because of some stupid cupcakes. today has been much better and now that i've had time to think about it, i need to write down the things that pulled me out of my grumpiness, so that i may pull from them in future times of need.

-running. i did a slow and steady 4 with melanie and felt a million times better. she let me talk about the cupcakes, my babies, the boredom that comes with being a stay at home mom and running. she was either too tired to talk or a really great listener because i don't really remember much of what she had to say except for "i'd be pretty annoyed too" and "i would never pee outside unless it was in a cornfield".

-tiffany gave birth in a car. i'm not kidding. with the help of her hero husband and a very sturdy dashboard to push against, she gnashed that little guy out on the 101 around 3am on Tuesday. i've replayed her story in my head so many times and everytime i get this huge adrenalyn rush. but in the end i have two questions a)how is she so amazing? and b) how much do you tip the guy that has to detail clean that mess?

-brooks is the best. in the car he kept requesting dance music. first station was incubus. "no mommy, dance music". second station was taylor swift. "no. dance music please". third station was britney spear's circus. "yes! this music is dance!" and then thizz faced in his carseat for the rest of the ride home.

-brooks is the worst. as the day was wrapping up i finally got a minute to vent to brandon over the phone while he was driving home. however, the conversation was cut short when brooks walked over to me and wiped an enormous sticky booger on my bottem lip. hearing brandon laugh about it was actually the highlight.

-chicken nuggets in honey. pretty much the greatest thing ever and always makes the sun shine a little brighter.

7 comments:

Carl said...

I think cupcakes are super overrated and I don't get why everyone raves about them. One celebrity says they like cupcakes and suddenly the whole world needs to eat them. I don't get it. They haven't changed since I was in fourth grade and everyone brought them on their birthdays so why should I like them any more now. I am glad someone else shares my dislike for cupcakes.

Also, I just wrote about how Dev likes fried chicken and honey and how I think it is kind of weird. Funny that you would mention it as well.

Steph Bowen said...

I like being mad. Sometimes, when I want to be in a mad mood, as Tyler is talking, when I normally would respond as a kind wife would, I say, "I hate...(whatever he had just said)". So it goes like this-
Ty: Did you know that Dan...
Me: I hate Dan.
Ty: The car was making a funny noise today...
Me: I hate cars or I hate noises.

Even as I write it I feel a slight giggle.

We should try to have our next kids in our cars so that we can be as amazing as Tiff.

Broadobalds said...

effin' cupcakes.

McCain Family said...

I like cupcakes, but I HATE the ones that made you so mad.
I'm going to have my next kid in a car, then I will be amazing.
I heart Brooks!

Lucrecia said...

Sorry to hear about your mad-mommy day. It's absolutely necessary to have one every once in a while. And you can tell your husband I said so!

DJCK incorporated said...

Just read your first sentence and am glad we finally have a bio-tech in the family! Science of the future I say. Your mother won't say this, but I will--the chemistry don't get any better from now on, sweetie! If you know what I mean......

Holly said...

thanks for reminding me of the healing power of nuggets in honey. I can't wait to get really mad and try it!