Brooks: Mom, where's your penis?
Me: I'm a girl. Girls don't have a penis.
Me: Daddy, Brooks and Ade are boys. Breana is a....
Me: That's right. Tyler and Colton are......
Brooks: A boy!
Me: Good job. Now, what's Uncle Dave?
Brooks: Hmmmm. A Pig!
Me: (laying on the floor laughing) That's right Brooks!
a talk with a "village" of 5th graders
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